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Dashboard Monster

Tue, 15 May 2012 19:57:35 -0600

]]>You probably recognize this multi-eyed monster; he's one of our Deluxe Finger Monsters transformed into a Dashboard Monster. That's right, we've liberated him from being on the tip of your finger and put him on the dashboard of your car. This hard vinyl and metal 4-3/4" (12 cm) tall creature has an adhesive base for easy placement and springs in seven locations. In fact, you'll want to avoid bumps and potholes just so you aren't distracted by his amazing jiggling while you're trying to drive
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Slicey the Pig Dashboard Wiggler

Tue, 15 May 2012 19:56:30 -0600

]]>Slicey the Pig just realized how delicious he is and now he wants to share himself with you! Taken from an old French advertisement, this vinyl pig holds a large carving knife to his own mid-section while he grins maniacally. Stick this 6-1/2" (16.5 cm) piggy on the dashboard of your car with the adhesive base and he will go into a slicing frenzy every time you go over a bump. That crazy Slicey, what will he do next?
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Invisible Dog Leash

Sat, 05 May 2012 11:12:05 -0600

]]>This classic will get a laugh every time. This specially made leash will make it appear that you have an invisible dog. 44" LONG w/ LEATHER LIKE DOG HARNESS
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Emergency Googly Eyes

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 13:51:16 -0600

]]>Our Emergency Googly Eyes come in a beautiful, eye-covered tin filled with 20 pairs of plastic eyes in four different sizes ranging from 1/2" (1.3 cm) to 13/16" (3 cm) in diameter. Just peel off the sticky back and put them on any inanimate object. Your boring old stapler becomes Mr. Stapler. That meat cleaver becomes Mrs. Cleaver! Buying these means you will never be caught without googly eyes again!
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Set of 8 Finger Monsters

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 13:50:22 -0600

]]>hese adult-sized ﬁnger puppets are about 2" (5.1 cm) tall and made of rubber. Their ﬂailing arms, open mouths and huge, bulging eyes will have you giggling uncontrollably. Eight different styles.
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Jesus Action Figure

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 13:48:43 -0600

]]>Everyone has a different take on Jesus. Muslims saw him as a prophet. Buddhists say he was enlightened. Hindus consider him an avatar (the incarnation of a deity in human form), while Christians hail him as the Son of God. But, wherever your theological compass points, you will agree that this is the coolest action ﬁgure ever made. Each hard vinyl Jesus Action Figure stands 5" (12.7 cm) tall with posable arms to reach toward the heavens and wheels in his base for smooth gliding action.
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Bang! Toilet Seat

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:17:48 -0600

]]>Sonic Booms. Cracking Lighting. Screaming Children. On the long list of super scary noises, few can top these loud, obnoxious, and startling sounds.\r\nBut as anyone who's ever been at the target end of this prank can atest to, the Bang Toilet Seat is totally at the top of that list.\r\nJust picture it: It's early morning, and there you sitting on the toilet, minding you're own buisness - quite literally. You're in an extra courteous mood, so as you get up to leave you decide to be extra nice and put the lid down ( a request that special woman in your life has asked you to do like a zillion times!). And that's when it happens - BANG!\r\nGo ahead - Try it yourself. We dare you. But be warned - you'll never put the toilet seat down again."

Don't forget to buy bang caps!
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Nasal Mucus

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:16:07 -0600

]]>Spread the Mucus on the hanky. Blow your nose and show it to your friends! GROSS! DISGUSTING!
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Web Runner Remote Control Spider

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:13:08 -0600

]]>600 light years away, hidden deep within the unexplored systems of the Mox 731 Nebula, there existed a planet like no other - ARACHNOS! Unlike most of the planets in the known universe, life there had not evolved into warm-blooded mammalian forms. Here all forms of life are arachnids!

We here at Fantasma are so very proud to announce the creation of our very first remote controlled toy...and what a doozy of a toy!

The first remote controlled toy of its kind! This spider has realistic fully functioning articulated legs, glowing red eyes and can move over any smooth surface. Having 360 degrees of spin motion it will move on floors, walls and even upside-down. Its advanced air suction technology allows the spider to cling onto walls! The spider is completely controlled wirelessly via its combination remote control and charging station (6 AA batteries not included). Each spider comes with its own limited edition collectors comic book as well as a lifelike spider bite temporary tattoo.

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Finger Spies (Colors May Vary)

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 19:59:12 -0600

]]>Place the connected eyeballs on your finger and your hand becomes an instant puppet! Your hand becomes a special finger spy, wiggly eyes and all! Children just love it. It may become your best friend! Finger Spies come in a range of colors and will be shipped at random. Order more than one for a selection of colors.
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Super Looper Boomerang Plane

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 11:27:54 -0600

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Flying Toys

- The Super Looper is engineered for fun
Using solely the power of aerodynamics and no electronics whatsoever, the Super Looper gives kids hours of non-stop playing
Just take the Super Looper, throw it and watch it fly back into your hands
Stunts limited only by your imagination
Includes: No strings, no magnets, customizing stickers and removable runway
Product Size: 8.5" x 8" x 2.5"
Age 3+

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This Beach Bites Inflatable Pool Float

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 14:55:57 -0600

]]>It looks like JAWS was in the water again. This extra large 6 foot tall inflatable surf board shaped pool float, has a huge chunk missing. Extra large, extra durable, and hilarious, your customers will eat this up!
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The Gigantic Donut Pool Float

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 14:55:01 -0600

]]>It looks good enough to eat, and in fact, someone did take a bite out of this hilarious Donut shaped pool float. At 4 feet tall, this donut is not only huge, but it is made from extra thick durable vinyl.
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Sqeeker - Shoe Squeeker

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 13:22:11 -0600

]]>Attach this little device to the bottom of your shoe, and squeak to your heart's content! This item is made in the USA.
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For Emergency

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 13:20:14 -0600

]]>This classic boxed gag item is made in the USA, and includes a real mini-roll of toilet paper!
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Happy Birthday Toilet Paper

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 21:15:35 -0600

]]>Happy Birthday To You! Happy Birthday To You!
Happy Birthday Dear ______ .
Happy Birthday TP so you can wipe off your POO!

What a great way to recognize someones big day, with a roll of out fun Fully Printed Happy Birthday TP. Each sheet is colorfully printed, and fully FUN-CTIONAL!
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Spinning UFO Infini-Top

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 21:11:28 -0600

]]>4" spinning light up UFO top with 32 different light patterns. Comes in 3 assorted colors.
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Grow A Bug

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 21:10:07 -0600

]]>Grows up to 600% in water!
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Snake Hatch Egg

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 21:08:58 -0600

]]>Submerge the egg into water and watch the snake grow after 72 hours.
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Jumbo Dino Hatch Egg

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 21:08:07 -0600

]]>Submerge the dino egg and watch the dinorsaur grow after 72 hours. Individually gift boxed.
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