Gag Super Store

Magical Unicorn Mask

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 12:52:07 -0700

]]>Are you a secret unicorn? We've found that many people, especially our customers, are secretly unicorns in their hearts - honest, forthright and to tell the truth, a little weird. This mask lets you be the unicorn you know you are! Latex with realistic fur mane. Fits most adult heads.
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Creepy Pig Mask

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 12:50:59 -0700

]]>We'll admit it, this pig looks a little demented and angry. You would be too if everyone coveted your insides because they were made of bacon. We recommend this mask while grilling at your BBQ this summer or just ordering at the butcher counter. Latex. Fits most adult heads.
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Chicken Head Mask

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 12:50:00 -0700

]]>You know you want this mask. Go ahead, buy it. Come on... what are you, chicken? Latex. Fits most adult heads.
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Horse Head Mask

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 12:47:55 -0700

]]>We've discovered yet another universal truth - a person wearing a Horse Head Mask looks downright disturbing. But don't take our word for it, wear this latex mask with realistic fur mane to your next social function and watch as people scramble to avoid you! Fits most adult heads.
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The Tongue

Sat, 14 Jan 2012 18:24:02 -0700

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This specially designed tongue looks incredibly realistic!

Perform as comedy, Bazaar, dangerous, or just to gross out your friends.

You can:

Pull it (8 inches long)!
Stretch it (5 inches wide)!
Twist it
Pierce it!
Smash it!
The possibilities are endless!

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The Telemarketer Repellant Sound Machine

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 14:36:23 -0700

]]>This sound machine is the perfect solution when telemarketers call at dinner time! 25 different sayings and sound effects to put telemarketers and other telephone pests in their place. RATED PG. Batteries are included (L40 Button) . Try Me Function enabled.

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The Mini Curbside Trash & Recycle Can Set

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 14:34:44 -0700

]]>Honey, I shrunk the trash? Each set includes 2 adorable mini storage containers that stand over 5 inches tall. One is a mini curbside trash can, the other, a mini recycle bin. Complete with closeable tops, and real wheels.
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Talking Mug - Shut the Duck Up

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 14:31:55 -0700

]]>A Talking Mug? We all sometimes want to yell, Shut the @*( Up! We can't because Its not appropriate in the workplace, but now you can . Each time you pick up this duckin' mug, it says one of 10 duckin' hilarious swearing duck expressions. Holds about 12 duckin' ounces. The duckin' Sound module removes for easy cleanup. The duckin' Batteries are included!
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Black Dick Towel

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 14:24:42 -0700

]]>It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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Girl Dick Towel

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 14:20:33 -0700

]]>It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia the Official Dick Towel
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Santa On The Beach Gift Wrap

Mon, 05 Dec 2011 11:48:08 -0700

]]>Santa On The Beach Gift Wrap. When Santa isn't playing with his reindeer and bossing the elves around, it turns out he likes to lay on the beach with two hot babes!
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Countdown Timer - Happy New Year!

Mon, 05 Dec 2011 11:43:55 -0700

]]>Countdown to the New Year with our New Years Even Countdown Clock & Timer. The clock is 4 inches wide by 2.5 inches high. Once the clock reaches the milestone, it can be reset to start counting again! Reset it over and over through the year 2099 for years of enjoyment.
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Cupcake Air Freshener

Fri, 25 Nov 2011 00:10:10 -0700

]]>Make your car smell like a delicious bakery with this pungent, personified food air freshener. Each happy little Cupcake is 3-1/2" (8.9 cm) tall and smells like vanilla frosting. String for hanging included.
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Cherry Pie Air Freshener

Fri, 25 Nov 2011 00:09:30 -0700

]]>This delicious looking air freshener emits the unparalleled aroma of a freshly baked cherry pie! Hang one in your car or cubicle and commence drooling. 3-1/2" (8.9 cm) round. String for hanging included
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Mr. Bacon Air Freshener

Fri, 25 Nov 2011 00:08:32 -0700

]]>Make your car smell like a delicious roadside diner with this pungent, personified food air freshener. Mr. Bacon is 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall and smells like sizzling bacon. String for hanging included.
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Bacon Air Freshener

Fri, 25 Nov 2011 00:07:43 -0700

]]>This unlikely Bacon Air Freshener is the perfect way to brighten any carnivore's day. Put one up in the family room and everyone will have a sudden craving for a BLT. Each has a handy string for hanging and measures about 4" (10.2 cm) tall.
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Buttered Popcorn Air Freshener

Fri, 25 Nov 2011 00:07:08 -0700

]]>This stylish air freshener releases the unmistakable aroma of fresh buttered popcorn. Guaranteed to make everyone in the vicinity develop a strong craving for soda and Red Vines. 4-1/4" (11.4 cm) tall. String for hanging included.
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Macaroni & Cheese Air Freshener

Fri, 25 Nov 2011 00:06:00 -0700

]]>This unique air freshener will permeate any car or room with the delicious aroma of a heaping, gooey bowl of mac and cheese! 3" (7.6 cm) tall. String for hanging included.
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Mac & Cheese Bandages

Fri, 25 Nov 2011 00:03:57 -0700

]]>Not all people know this, but mac & cheese is more than just a delicious comfort food. It also has the amazing ability to distract you from the annoyance, pain and frustration of a minor wound. Slap one of these bandages on your next owie and experience this fantastic phenomenon for yourself! Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal pocket tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE PRIZE!
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SARCASTIC STAMP - WTF

Tue, 15 Nov 2011 21:56:06 -0700

]]>Rubber stamps are so popular in offices today, and everyone knows someone who is over zealous when it comes to rubber stamps, our Sarcastic Stamps will allow your customers to express their true feelings. Only Big Mouth Toys has the nerve to produce stamps like these. Each stamp is Self Inking, and produces a 1 inch stamp.
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