Meet Randy the Rude gnome. Place him on your set of keys and press his base whenever the need arises: eg standing in line at the supermarket or when the extended family comes over.
Randy hangs there, smug and incredibly rude, and with the push of a button you?ll hear one of the following sayings:
- The best thing about being a garden gnome is that I?m always hard.
- Hey you, lean down, I wanna tell you something. Come on closer, closer, closer. Now p@ss off dip sh#t!
- Hey you, f@#k off!
- Take one step closer and I?ll chew your knee caps off.
- ?farts? Oh man I held that one in for 3 hours waiting for someone to show up.
- Hey you, my balls are really itchy but I can?t move. Would you mind?