In the modern age the world is a very confusing place; people's internal gaydars are all over the place, who's gay, who's straight, and who's still undecided? What the world needs is a pocket-sized device that can detect gayness with the touch of a button!
After months of research in the lab and in the field, a group of boffins have saved the world with a handy key chain gadget - the Gaydar! Simply point the Gaydar at someone and press the button, after confirmation of Gaydar activation you will be given the result! Now you will never have to go through life wondering, all the answers are held in this handy little pocket sized gay detector!
You could even use your new device to do good. Perhaps you've got a colleague who's still undecided, a quick probe from your Gaydar and in a few seconds he will have his answer.
Are you secure enough to point the Gaydar on yourself...